My cat, now known as Chairman Meow, and I are launching the Kit-Tea Party.
Our demands: unlimited catnaps, food and water rations, a kind attentive master who cleans up all our messes and playtime in the fenced yard on request.
You know -- like prison, only WAY better.
The tradeoff is that we forfeit our testicles and all health issues must be reviewed by our master's death panel.
But it's a small price to pay for unlimited catnaps and it beats working!
Or does it...
"If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
Typical conservative reaction... I'll stick with Chairman Meow. He makes forgoing freedom look like fun.
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