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ATTN: Palin stalkers -- Don't rent a house, just stay at the Wasilla Best Western

UPDATE: I do not advocate or endorse the breaking of any laws -- please respect private property.  Don't blame me if you get caught being an idiot.  All of the information below is easily found using Google.  I personally have no intention of going anywhere near Wasilla -- though Alaska is quite beautiful in June and I'm sure they'd love to have your tourism dollars so I wouldn't discourage anyone.  Keep your distance and keep your camera running -- you never know when the "First Dude" might decide to dispense some justice.


Sarah Palin -- maybe you've heard of her -- is a celebrity former governor who was John McCain's token choice as female running mate.  Since quitting her job, she's taken on a new job pimping herself and her books to her vast cult following.


So I make no apologies for this instruction manual for Palin stalkers.  She wants to be treated like a celebrity so she should be prepared to be stalked by paparazzi just like every other celebrity.


According to Time magazine (big fans of Sarah!):
The Palin family lives on Lake Lucille on the western end of town — she’s always maintained her residence here, even though the Capitol is a long flight away in Juneau. It’s a perfectly Alaskan lake: still waters ringed by evergreens and saw-toothed peaks, staged beneath a wolf-colored sky. You can just make out Palin’s house a stone’s throw from the public launch at the Best Western Hotel, by the red and white floatplane on the small dock out front (the governor’s husband is a pilot in addition to being an oil worker, commercial fisherman, prior Iron Dog snowmobile endurance race winner, and self-anointed “First Dude”).


And yes, they do mean only a stone's throw from the Best Western:




Here's the link to the Best Western web site... make your reservations today and become a member of the Palin Paparazzi!

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