Nikki Haley: Victim of a vast good ole boy conspiracy

Or so she'd have you believe in the wake of yet another allegation of an adulterous affair.

“This is a false and outrageous desperate attack from a losing candidate's paid campaign consultant in the final week of the race,” Haley campaign manager Tim Pearson said in a statement.


“As Nikki Haley rises in the polls, the good old boys in Columbia see their taxpayer-funded fraternity party coming crumbling down, and they will say or do anything to hold onto their power,” Pearson said.

Um, yeah.  In Nikki Haley's twisted world, good ole boys lie to their wives about sex they didn't even have.  Fellas, how many guys do you know that lie to their wives about sex they didn't have?  It's one thing to lie to your buddies or the media, but to lie to your wife about sex you didn't have... who does that?  Men lie to their wives and tell them they didn't have sex when they did, but who does the opposite?  Nikki Haley wants us to believe that not one, but two men, are willing to lie to their wives about sex they didn't even have.  That's an insane theory!

But for arguments sake, let's assume that the wives are in on it and willing accomplices in the lie.  How much money would your wife need to be your accomplice in such a web of lies?  For Stacy McCain, $29k would do the trick.  I'm thinking most wives would need a hell of a lot more to endure such public humiliation.  It'd probably take quite a bit of money or promises (more lies!) of who knows what.  Again, we're in crazy consipracy land (those evil good ole boys!) to believe that two husbands and their wives are lying to the media just to sink Haley.

In the end, all you can say is South Carolina politics is never boring.  And Haley-gate is far from over...